4 Great Halloween Costume Ideas

If you're awake and aware of the world around you (and those who work to control it), then you have a unique opportunity to share your insight this Halloween with a conversation-provoking costume. Here are my top 4 ideas for Halloween costumes this season: feel free to use these ideas for yourself. And when someone asks you, "What are you supposed to be?", you will have a wonderful opportunity to share the truth!


1. You could be a CHEMTRAIL

First - wear all black, or a blue body suit like this:

Then get two tubes that are covered in white fuzz. These tubes should be connected to a small fog machine like this:

 Those tubes will run down your back. Now you can walk around chemtrailing everyone! This will surely get people to ask what you are doing.

2.  You could be a Prepper Bag

First you will need a camo outfit. 

Then you take all sorts of light prepper items to glue on the outside of your costume:

Now you can explain why each of these items is important in an emergency situation.

3.  You could be a Presstitute

First - dress like a hooker:

Then just add a microphone with the logo of your (least) favorite corporate media outlet along with a matching Press Pass and you're set. 

The best thing about this costume is that you can walk around saying things like: "That's divisive." and "Some experts claim...blah blah blah." and "The truth is whatever you say it is,  Big Daddy Pimp?" 

4. You could be a TSA Agent

This costume will work best if you plan to get really drunk and obnoxious. Then you can walk around feeling everyone up and pouring out their drinks. And don't forge the blue rubber gloves!